HOW MINNESOTA VIKING BLONDES COPE WITH HEAVY SNOWFALL...
|One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "Well Mr. Favre is crying over his newly announced retirement once again. What a crybaby this Brett Favre." Then he began the really important news, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."|
|So David's little cute little blonde, the good wife that she is went out and moved her car to the even numbered side of the street. A week later while the radio announcer was telling of Brett Favre plans NOT to retire, the announcer also noted in a very concerned voice, "I'm terribly sorry all my faithful listeners, I'm afraid I have much more serious news. More important than Brett Favre", he said. He got all excited, "Can you believe it?? Folks, we are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. The city announced that you must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."|
|The cute little blonde went out and moved her car again. The next week (meanwhile Brett is thinking should I or should I not?) they are having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park........." Suddenly the electric power went out in the whole house. Now what? She couldn't call Brett cause he wouldn't know if it was odd or even.|
|The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look (as a good Viking fan can show) on her face she said to her husband, "Honey, I don't know what to do. This is a hard choice my dear. Almost like poor Brett's crying over do I retire or not retire. Honey, seriously! Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"|
|With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."|
#12 Aaron Ro
becoming the best Green Bay EVER had.....
....and, he's NOT a crybaby.