YOU HAVE TO LOVE THIS
A True Story from the Jacksonville, Fl., Police
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His
friends plead with him to let them take him home. He
says no he only lives a mile away.
About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for
weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line.
Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a
robbery taking place in a house just a block away. The
police tell the man to stay put, they will be right back and
they hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery.
The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home.
When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed,
and to tell
anyone who might come looking for him that he
has the flu and has been in bed all day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if
Mr. Joe is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him
and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been
so all day.
The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car
and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes
them to the garage. She opens the door. There sitting in the
garage is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.
True story: Told by the driver at his first AA meeting.
WHERE ARE THE MOTHERS
AGAINST DRUNK DRIVERS WHEN YOU NEED THEM??