To My Darling Husband,

Before you return from your business trip, I just wanted you to know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.  Fortunately, it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt.  So please don't worry too much about me.  I'll be okay.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.  The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.  I am truly sorry my love but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.  My darling husband, you know how much I love you and care for you.

Sweetheart, I'm enclosing a picture for you...  I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again sweety.


Your loving wife




PS My Darling... your girlfriend called the house thinking it was your office.  She said to be sure and bring the same fine wine and lots of Cialis.



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